shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

• Me: Hmm, I feel really out of it and I can't seem to focus on anything, I should probably try to take a quick nap.
•  *lays down to nap*
•  *car alarm goes off for 5 minutes straight* *17 people come through the front door and begin debating peace in the middle east with megaphones* *a helicopter lands on the house and releases tap-dancing elephants wearing bells onto the roof* *8 cats attempt to mate directly outside of the window* *The entire cast of SNL appears in the living room and begins to practice their impressions* *A drum circle materializes on the lawn*

googleimages:

erisedbadger:

thexsecretxlife:

bakerstbarricadebabe:

erisedbadger:

When you feel bad about your procrastination, remember that Harry had 3 months to figure out the golden egg clue and he waited until the like night before to do it. At least you’re not gonna die for not doing your homework.

Oh my god this is the most encouraging thing I’ve ever read in my life

im sorry, but did you just refer to the SNITCH as a golden egg? 

tessaviolet:

plottwist:

THIS OLD SPICE COMMERCIAL OH MY GOD 

I love Old Spice so much.

The slideshow video my teacher just put up for my online class is literally a 3 minute video of various pictures and graphs with weird, cheesy music playing as she moves her cursor from image to image without speaking.

No lecture audio, little to no text, extremely ambiguous.
I am so confused and entertained, what is happening

0mnis-e:

You Are Here by *torivarn

gastrogirl:

thai iced tea popsicles.