nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not
Every time a woman claims “I don’t really like other women, women are crazy!” antiquated gender roles gain +2 HP and every woman in the world simultaneously stubs her toe, that small, sharp jolt of pain representing the tiny death that their soul experiences as they are betrayed.
If Cheryl is acting like a psychopath, that’s because CHERYL IS A PSYCHOPATH, not because she is a woman. People are individuals, comrades, and should be treated as such.
Ethiopian Welo Opal New gem found looks like the ocean in rock
Thank you, college bathroom graffiti.
If you want to sound like a Dad on the internet just end your sentences with two period ellipses.. I don’t know why it works but it does.. Just thought you’d like to know this.. Love you..
if science doesn’t make you want to write poetry you’re doing it wrong
This is my little baby cousin and he is dressed as a smoke detector for Halloween
None of us know why but he is really obsessed with smoke detectors
That’s all he’s asked for in the way of presents these past two years
He calls them “snoke edectors”
Also he has a scrapbook of everyone in the family posing with their smoke detectors